Saturday, August 29, 2009

i weep for the parenting of this once and future douchebag

I'm hoping to god that this kid has been coached by an older brother or crazy fucking uncle and not a parent. He is a funny fucking kid, and he does a good job at ripping just about every stereotype of nightclub douchebaggery. He gets an A for effort.

You hope that he is in on the joke, and that he is a little Andy Kaufman in training. You fear that his internet fame will absorb him like the borg and turn him into to what he is making fun of as he becomes a hero of douchebag nightclubbers worldwide

either way, for LNTELLIGENTENCE it's a win win.

that is your boyfriend

I'm still not sure what this guy is so fucking pissed off about, but it's fucking funny.

Why is "getting stuff done up in here" involve "beating the fuck out of your roommate, take his bed", slapping around your dean and RAs, and how exactly does that "get him his money". He has self proclaimed himself "probably one of the toughest motherfucker you know". That's good to know.

I'm just glad my veins do not flow with "patron"

I also love how the shirtless dude in the backgroup with the terminator sunglasses on is ultimately the voice of reason.

"alright frank"...



special thanks to zach for this videogum sensation, there is much more of "that is your boyfriend" at